Jello shots tonight.

Berry Blue jello + kiwi vodka.

I’m trying to be a perfect little housewife, which includes having said Jello shots & dinner made when Sean gets home, doing the laundry, did the dishes, giving Elle dinner & a bath by the time he gets home, room is picked up, bed is made.

I’m awesome.

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This time last year, what was your relationship status?
in a relationship & pregnant. the relationship was not at a good place, he was cheating on me, but i didn’t know that yet!

What does the 15th message in your inbox say?
“hehehehe”

Have you ever gone up to a car thinking it was yours, and almost got in?
sooo many times. i’m kind of an airhead.

How many radio stations do you listen to?
whatever sean wants to in the car.

When was the last time you were in a car with someone besides family?
today.

Have you told anybody you loved them?
yes.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
i have no idea.

Do you want to see someone right now?
yeah, a lot.

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
i live in hudson. duh.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 month?
i’ve been in one for a year & a half, so yes.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
maybe, probably not.

Who was the last male you talked to?
ben.

How have you felt today?
sad.

Do you honestly miss someone?
yes.

You receive $50 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
christmas presents or shoes.

Are you happy with life at the moment?
no.

Have you had any alcohol this week?
yup.

What was the last thing that someone purchased for you?
food.

Is there anyone in your family that just annoys the living shit outta you?
yesss.

Has there been a day this week you just wanted to say “fuck it”?
today, everyday, all day.

Do you get drunk every weekend?
depends on what has happened that week.

Have you ever been in a perfect relationship?
perfect relationships are fucking boring. no conflict? i don’t want it.

Do you hate when people talk behind your back?
yes, just say it to my face.

Do you go to church?
no.

Your ex comes up to you and says “I’m sorry”?
for?

So, who is it that has your heart at this moment?
sean, unfortunately.

Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
yeah, i always do. duh.

Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
yes.

Whats the last sport you played?
i don’t even know.

What happened last night?
nothing?

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
ellie.

What are you listening to right now?
nothing, the tv.

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
yes, when he wants to be.

If you were upset, who is the first girl you’d go to?
eva or my sistaaaa. or sean’s mom.

Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
like two. i’m just not cool enough.

Have you ever been caught skipping class?
yes.

What are you going to spend money on next?
no idea. shoes, i hope.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
sean’s grampy.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
a million times. & i will.

Was it a boy or a girl to text you first today?
boy.

Bwahahaha.

I found porn on Sean’s username, not new, had been modified by Windows recently.
Little Lisa?

I called him at work to ask him about it. Hey, he lost his phone lmao. He said it was not new.

I deleted it. Weird thing is…the girl is blonde. Sean hates blondes. LMAO.